***********FOODOLOGY***************

1. What is your salad dressing of choice?
Really anything other than Ceaser, I'm not picky and I love salads.

2. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Applebees, I guess, I dunno, I usually order out, or whatever.

3. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
Nothing, I'd get sick of it really fast, and never want to eat it again.

4. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Mushrooms, pepperoni, and hot sauce.

5.What do you like to put on your toast?
Nutella, because I happen to like it very much. In fact, I love it. Why do I love it? I don't know, I honestly couldn't explain why I love Nutella, but all I DO know is, it's dependable, it's there for me, it's the last thing left that I am sure of in this world of uncertainty, and really, I don't think an emotion such as love needs to be explained, do you agree?

6. Any vegetables you don't like?
Cauliflower, raw broccoli, and asparigus

7. Do you eat seafood?
Yes. Lots, in fact.

***********TECHNOLOGY***************
1. How many televisions are in your house?
Five. one downstairs, one in my Mom's room, one in my Sister's room, and two in my room (a flatscreen and a tiny one for older consoles. Sad, no?).

2. What color cell phone do you have?
It's a shitty, blue-ish color.

3. How long would it take you to look up who invented the Rubber Band?
I honestly don't give a flying bag of trekies.

4. Have any idea how many Megahertz your computer has?
[See Question 3]

***************BIOLOGY******************

1. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
I am left handed, which bites. I live a shorter amount of time, pencil and sharpie get smudged to hell and back on paper, God FORBID I have to use a white-erase board. Also, my leftyness is why my storyboards are bass aackwards.

2. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
*Sarcastic emo voice* My HEART.
But seriously, do bowel movements count? If so, yes.

3. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
*Sarcastic emo voice* My HEART.
Anyhow, my suitcase, I believe.

4. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
Nope, but that must be a terrifying experiance...

************BULLCRAPOLOGY**************

1. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Hell no, I'd spend the rest of my life worrying. I really like living in the moment, and for myself. It's more fun this way, believe me, I've attempted to live in all three directions of time, and this is by far the most enjoyable.

2. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Something really badass, like Stephen, or Derek, or Seth, or Giggles.

3. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
I would make a joke about wiping my ass with a $1000 dollar bill but... No.
Just... No.

4. What do you live for?
PGH, my friends, music, laughter, freedom. Shit that's happy. Despite my pessimistic outlook on many topics, I'm a fucking happy person, asshole.

************DUMBOLOGY******************

1. How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
None, but come summertime, that number MAY increase.

2. Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
Never, I'm a very law-abiding person, and the popo scares me.

3. Last person you talked to?
Emi.

4. Last person you hugged?
Oh, Jesus, I honestly don't know... It's been a pretty long time.

**************FAVORITOLOGY****************

1. Season?
Summer, I get to swim, and be away from all the shit that bugs me.

2. Holiday?
Decemberween.

3. Day of the week?
S-S-S-Saturday!

4. Month?
The months really all colide into one big year for me, so I don't think any one specific month stands out as my favorite.

5. Movie?
Clerks.

6. Band?
Weezer
The Pillows
The White Stripes
Matt & Kim
Blink-182
Ellegarden
Green Day
Starship Amazing
CAKE
Skrillex
Daft Punk
Arctic Monkeys
Beck
Bowling for Soup

7. Person?
Aw, I don't know! Uh... OH LOOK! A PUPPY!!

***********CURRENTOLOGY*****************

1. Missing someone?
Hell no, good Sir or Ma'am! I'm in touch with everyone I care about on a near-daily basis.

2. Mood?
Thankful. For everything. especially everything from the past couple months. I'm finally myself again, and I'm not a miserable prick like I was the past 6 months. but stupid shit aside, I'm a pretty cheerful individual again, which is refreshing. I no longer sweat the small stuff, nor the big stuff. I'm much more optimistic. So in short, life and I are best friends.

3. What are you listening to?
Acropolis by Ellegarden

4. Watching?
Nothing at the moment, actually.

***************RANDOMOLOGY*****************

1. First place you went this morning?
The bathroom.

2. What's the last movie you saw?
Waynes World (fucking awesome movie, by the way)

3. Do you smile often?
Yessir! Much more often now!

***************OTHER-OLOGY*****************

1. Do you always answer your phone?
Unless I don't want to talk to the caller, yes.

2. Its four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?
Emi, replying to a text I sent her at 10 A.M.

3. If you could change your eye color what would it be?
I never really cared about eye color, so I wouldn't bother. There's nothing wrong with what I am or who I am, and those who disagree with me can suck a bag of dicks. YEAH, A WHOLE BAG OF PEOPLE NAMED RICHARD! HAVE FUN ASSHOLES!

4. Do you prefer cold or hot?
Cold, atleast that way I can bundle up. It's not like I can take my skin off in the heat to cool down.

5. What's your favorite magazine?
Nintendo Power, I guess.

6. Have you ever had a pet fish?
Two, Speedy and Tododile. I loved those wet little bastards.

8. What's on your wish list for your birthday?
Money?

9. Can you do push ups?
17.

10. Can you do a chin up?
Oh, hell no. No, no, no.

11. Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
Excited! The future is a mysterious thing, and mystery is best faced with optimism and an open mind.

12. Do you have any saved texts?
Nope. I'm a space-saving digital neatfreak.

13. Ever been in a car wreck?
Yeah, I was like, seven or so, it was an old lady on old lady colision. Froze my goddamn GameBoy too.

14. Do you have an accent?
All American (yes, it's an accent).

15. What is the last song to make you cry?
I've never cried over a song, but there are some pretty powerful songs out there.

16. Plans tonight?
The Internet.

17. Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom.
Yessir! But I was pulled out by good friends, good music, and a balloon shaped like a glove.

18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday.
Nothing
Nothing
Nothing


19. Have you ever been given roses?
Noperino neighborino.

20. Current worry?
Nothing, actually.

21. Current hate right now?
Nothing... Dear God, what's wrong with me?!

22. Met someone who changed your life?
I believe most people I've encountered change my life in some way, whether I become wiser, smarter, funnier, happier, what have you...

23. How will you bring in the New Year?
Swimming with narwhals.

24. What song represents you?
Code Monkey by Jonathon Coulton
Pork and Beans by Weezer


25. Name three people who might complete this?
NO.

26. Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
Hell no, I step on an ant, and boom, Hitler's still alive and there are three of me.

27. Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
Nopers.

28. Do you have any tattoos/piercings?
Nope. I don't plan on getting any of either, too.

29. Butt, Boobs, or Brains?
Brains. But not to the point where they're stuck up, or have a major superiority complex. I've been down that road.

30. Does anyone love you?


31. Ever had someone sing to you?
Evan. Many times. I love that crazy bastard.

32. When did you last cry?
Jeez, a long ass time ago.

33. Do you like to cuddle?
Yes, a lot.

34. Have you held hands with anyone today?
HAHAHAHAHAHA-no.

35. What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
I was forced to listen to the shit my mom listened to until 8th grade, when i started listening to bands like Weezer, The Offspring and CAKE.

36. Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
Old. I like the people that I know, because I know them.

37. Do you like pulpy orange juice?
Eh, enough, I guess.